What Did Your Mom Beat You With

[Buster]

when you were growing up?mine was a shoe and an occasional coat hanger

 

[TheBrainiac]

with daddys weener

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

my mom never beat me, my dad beat me with whatever was in reach.

 

[TheBrainiac]

this too obvious

 

[OnePocket]

whatever she could get her hands on: thats why i always kept at least 6ft between me and her so i always had the swing distance covered.

 

[piazza31]

she clocked me in the back with a potato once and broke a big wooden spoon over my back..........but then again they are from Italy and that was a sign of how much they love me

 

[donkeybucks]

I always got the belt.

 

[NES]

HotWheels racetrack segments(the rubber snap-together kind)

Both ends of the Fly Swatter(depending on her mood)

Wooden Paddle (hand made by my pops with my name on it, it hung on its own custom rack/plaque right next to my brothers paddle. The plaque read "Boards of Education)

Dad liked to use its old Harley-Davidson belt, or send me out to pick my own switch. Anyone else ever have to pick their own switch off of the tree?

 

[Darkness]

Mom was deadly within a 50 ft range with high heels... never missed a head shot.

 

[JakeT.]

belt fo sho.

 

[shdw01]

no weapons...i was lucky....open hand was mine

 

[NES]

no weapons...i was lucky....open hand was mine

No wonder you turned out to be such a wuss.

 

[mlfp]

when you were growing up?mine was a shoe and an occasional coat hanger

You remember stuff when you were in the womb?

 

[shdw01]

No wonder you turned out to be such a wuss.

:nono5:

Don't make me ban you again. BTJ and me are super close with all the mods and have board meetings with them once a week.

 

[shdw01]

You remember stuff when you were in the womb?

:lol:

 

[noPunter]

Anyone else ever have to pick their own switch off of the tree?

Man thats the worst. One of the worst beatings I ever got was for bringing back a switch that wasn't big enough. :nopityA:

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

Big strap or a wiffle ball bat...whatever she laid her hands on first...

 

[ShaneFalco]

 

[Kornholio]

Wooden spoons. She broke them everytime and to this day claims that she wasn't hitting hard, they just broke to easily.

 

[SlevinKabrera]

I thought me and my brother were the only ones who got the hot wheel tracks, and the wiffle bat, and the wooden spoons (broke them all and abandoned them), the pool cue and the hot metal spatula have not yet been mentioned.